Dear American Idol

Dear American Idol,

While I appreciate that I am not your typical target demographic, I am still a viewer with opinions. Please allow me to blow your mind with the following suggestions:

* During the audition phase, please do not show us stories. I do not care about stories right now. All I want to see is people acting a fool, crying, flipping off the camera, and occasionally, singing.
* Please tell Kara to be careful - she is getting more & more like Paula every week...whiny & annoying; but at least she's not doped up.
* During Hollywood week, please do not act surprised when the contestants forget the lyrics. It happens every year.
* Please try to make the Ford commercials, oh - I mean, music videos, not quite as stupid as in seasons past.

Thanks for your consideration.